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• Gun parts, ammo found hidden inside stuffed animals at Rhode Island airport

  Wed May 9, 2012
  • Uh, either it's the wrong description, or it's the wrong publicity photo. That's a slide assembly in the pic, and I don't see a magazine at all. I guess there's a firing pin in the slide, but how hard would it be NOT to find this thing in an X-ray?

• NYC cops shoot mom, son after he allegedly holds her at knifepoint

  Tue May 8, 2012
  • Damn! Tough day. First your kid pulls a knife on you, then you get shot in the ass. Makes you wonder where'd it all go wrong. And, you can't sit down for weeks.

• Student's ordeal: How was Daniel Chong lost in DEA detention?

  Fri May 4, 2012
  • Yeah, it's kind of eerie when you ask that question. Has anyone else died there? And do you think they'd say anything to anyone or do you think they'd cover their ass? I'm going for option 2.

• Motorcycle shops to help return Harley lost in Japan tsunami

  Thu May 3, 2012
  • I've got an 'after' picture somewhere around here, if you want to see it. It's a Harley.

• Harley-Davidson motorcycle swept away by Japan tsunami washes up on Canada coast

  Tue May 1, 2012
  • Kind of splitting hairs, I know, but he didn't exactly lose 'his whole family', Bart. He lost 3 members of his family. If you're going to cut into someone, be accurate.

• Drug officials seize nearly 5,000 pounds of cocaine valued at more than $360 million

  Thu Apr 26, 2012
  • Good thing the Coast Guard got this stuff. Imagine the TSA being involved? The headline would read 'TSA Officials seize 1000 pounds of cocaine'. But then again, the TSA would never have caught it anyway.

• City's finance chief accused of looting $30 million; lifestyle included $2.1 million motorhome

  Wed Apr 18, 2012
  • Really? This is what you're concerned with? What possible difference would it make?

• ‘Fifty Shades’ author ‘stunned’ at success of erotic trilogy

  Tue Apr 17, 2012
  • Wait a sec! 'Can't get through the 2nd book'? Sounds like it took a while.

• McCain calls for US-led airstrikes on Assad forces

  Mon Mar 5, 2012
  • Hey John, you mean to involve all those military people whose retirement pay you're now looking to screw with? Those guys? Yeah, thanks, you prick. Next time you want to start a shooting war, call some of your politician buddies to jump in. Then sit on your ass and wait for all those phone calls.

• Family returns from vacation to find car in bedroom

  Tue Feb 28, 2012
  • Now, isn't this just the perfect story to have accompanying pictures?